The 9ja police, The 9ja Army, and The Secret Service are all trying to prove that they are the best at CATCHING criminals. The president decided to give them a test. He released a rabbit into a forest - not Sambisa o and each of them has to catch it.
The SSS went in. They placed animal informant throughout the forest and questioned everything. After THREE MONTHS of extensive investigations they concluded that the rabbit does not exist.
The ARMY went in. After TWO WEEKS wit no lead, they burnt the forest, killing everything including the rabbit and they made no apologies.
The POLICE went in. They came out TWO HOURS later with a badly beaten ANTELOPE. The antelope was yelling: Okay! Okay!! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!!...
Very 'efficient' police!
The SSS went in. They placed animal informant throughout the forest and questioned everything. After THREE MONTHS of extensive investigations they concluded that the rabbit does not exist.
The ARMY went in. After TWO WEEKS wit no lead, they burnt the forest, killing everything including the rabbit and they made no apologies.
The POLICE went in. They came out TWO HOURS later with a badly beaten ANTELOPE. The antelope was yelling: Okay! Okay!! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!!...
Very 'efficient' police!
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