Fake Prophet!

I had tried all possible means to succeed in but to no avail. One day I decided to visit a prophet. The prophet promised to deliver me but I had to pay 15000 Naira. I went and borrowed the money from my uncle.

The next day, I handed over the 15,000 Naira to the prophet. After series of speaking in tongues, the prophet said, "Young man, your mother-in-law is a witch and she is the cause of your problems."

Surprised, I replied, "Ahhhh! But I'm not married."

After another round of speaking in tongues, the prophet said, "Error, error, you did not pull off your shoes outside."

I went outside and pulled off my shoes. The prophet asked, "But do you have a stepmother?"

I replied, "Yes."

After the third round of speaking in tongues, he said, "Yes. yes, yes! Your stepmother covered your destiny inside a pot and hid it under her bed, Go home and break the pot!"

I got angry and pulled off my shirt.

"Wait, wait, wait! What is that for?" The prophet asked.

Angrily, I replied, "Give me back my 15,000 Naira or else two of us will die here!"

The prophet retorted, "Meaning?"

I replied, "Because my stepmother died before my father married my mother!".