Phone Number Swag

A guy ask a girl for her phone number. The girl pulled out a N1000 note from her purse, wrote her number on it and gave the guy the note.

Not to be undone, the guy collected the note, tore out the part that had the number and threw the other part away...

Who got more swag between the two of them? The girl or the boy?

Train Signalman - Akpos!

Akpos is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. 
The inspector decides to give Akpos a pop quiz, asking: "What would you do if you
realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?"
Akpos says: "I would switch one train to another track."
"What if the lever broke?" asks the inspector.
"Then I'd run down to the tracks and use the
manual lever down there", answers Akpos.
"What if that had been struck by lightning?" challenges the inspector.
"Then," Akpos continued, "I'd run back up here and use the phone to call the next signal box."
"What if the phone was busy?"
"In that case," Akpos argued, "I'd run to the street level and use the public phone near the station".
"What if that had been vandalized?"
"Oh well," said Akpos, "in that case I would run into town and get my Brother Ofego".
This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash."

Very Early Shopping

JUDGE: Now then, please tell me what are the charges against you?

AKPOS: I was caught shopping very eaarly...

JUDGE: That doesn't seem like an offence to me... What do you mean by "very early"?

AKPOS: Well, your Honor, it was before the shop was opened.

LOL.

Red Shirt

Akpos entered a fashion shop to buy a red shirt. At the shop, he discovered that there were only black shirts.

AKPOS: I'm looking for a red shirt.

SHOP ATTENDANT: There are only black shirts but you can take it and pretend it's red.

Akpos  agreed. When he was about to pay, he said...

AKPOS: You can take this N100 and pretend it's N5000.